Dear Former Lovers 20XX (#1)

To whom this may concern,

It is with great pride that I write to inform you of my leave,

Effective immediately.

My heart is not with you as you go through this troubling time.

I do not pray for you, and my thoughts go out to someone else.

I hope you find peace in knowing that I have left.

I wish you all the mediocrity.

-I loved you,